New Season New....Whatever

 So the 2023-24 season for Liverpool starts tonight. And it's against none other than the blue shites, Chelsea. Apologies if I went a little overboard in the last line by comparing a prestigious football with over 118 years of history and 2 Chanpions leagues and what not...to a piece of tatti, but after the whole Moises Caicedo drama, this comparison is 100% warranted.

But enough of the whole Caicedo drama, I am finally happy that FSG finally decided to shell out some rupaiya for my dear Klopp. I was worried I would be seeing Oggling Klopp throughout the season but the fact that they have 110m+ pounds in their budget makes me sleep better at night.

No more Oggling Klopp inshallah

Even if the blue shites manage to pull Caicedo and Lavia, I hope that LFC might recruit some 5-star DM from some 5th-tier league in Comoros. It's a tiny hope, until then, I pray to God that at least Lavia comes to LFC.

Coming to expectations this season, this is purely a rebuilding season again. Not expecting much, agar EPL, Europa mill jaaega, apun happy hoga. Champions League qualification for next season should be the goal. Until then, I am just happy I can avoid the depressing voids of boredom on weekends unless this club decides to play lagori with my mental health again.

New Captains..who dis?

Predictions:

Top 4

Man C (Champions, FFS)
Newcastle U

Liverpool
Arsenal

Relegationed (Bottom 3)
Chelsea
Chelsea
Luton Town otherwise Man U